He who invented the sofa, afterwards, he didn't invent anything else.
Friday, 15 May 2015
Wednesday, 13 May 2015
At the Butcher's
-What's that?
-It's a free range chicken.
-I'll take it.
-That will be 20 Euros.
-WTF, you just said it was free.
-It's a free range chicken.
-I'll take it.
-That will be 20 Euros.
-WTF, you just said it was free.
Banana Vs Yoghurt
She looked into my eyes while she was eating a banana. I corresponded to her by opening a yoghurt and licking the lid.
Tuesday, 12 May 2015
Where the Clothes Go
I've put the washing machine for the first time, and when I flushed, the clothes dissapeared.
Monday, 11 May 2015
Always correcting what I Say
-I'm fed up with you, always correcting what I say.
-Not always, sometimes.
-Not always, sometimes.
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