I Sing really Good

I sing really good, until I take off the earphones.

I See you Better

-Darling, I see you much better.
-But, I've put on weight.
-That's why I see you better.

Favorite Xesual Position

-What is your favorite xesual position?

-Yes.

So Serious

You take things so seriously that I have to laugh.

This is Life

Via Ouimaispastrop

Life is like a Roundabout

Life is like a roundabout, you never know when an idiot is coming towads to you.

The Next Train

When is the next train that only passes by once in a lifetime?