Don't Lose Hope

-¿Are you in love with me?
-Of course not.
-So, don't lose hope.

Déjà Moo

When you know you've experienced this bullshit before.

I Sing really Good

I sing really good, until I take off the earphones.

I See you Better

-Darling, I see you much better.
-But, I've put on weight.
-That's why I see you better.

Favorite Xesual Position

-What is your favorite xesual position?

-Yes.

So Serious

You take things so seriously that I have to laugh.

This is Life

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