Social Life

Of course I have social life, but I don't remember the password.

It's a Sign

When your butthole itches it's because someone is talking shit about you.

Don't Lose Hope

-¿Are you in love with me?
-Of course not.
-So, don't lose hope.

Déjà Moo

When you know you've experienced this bullshit before.

I Sing really Good

I sing really good, until I take off the earphones.

I See you Better

-Darling, I see you much better.
-But, I've put on weight.
-That's why I see you better.

Favorite Xesual Position

-What is your favorite xesual position?

-Yes.