Sunday, 21 June 2015

Power of Conviction

I just convinced my wife to go on holidays where she wanted.


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They must be Crazy


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Wednesday, 17 June 2015

Social Life

Of course I have social life, but I don't remember the password.


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It's a Sign

When your butthole itches it's because someone is talking shit about you.


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Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Don't Lose Hope

-¿Are you in love with me?
-Of course not.
-So, don't lose hope.



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Saturday, 13 June 2015

Déjà Moo

When you know you've experienced this bullshit before.




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Friday, 12 June 2015

I Sing really Good

I sing really good, until I take off the earphones.


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