Bad News for the Planet

Power of Conviction

I just convinced my wife to go on holidays where she wanted.

They must be Crazy

Social Life

Of course I have social life, but I don't remember the password.

It's a Sign

When your butthole itches it's because someone is talking shit about you.

Don't Lose Hope

-¿Are you in love with me?
-Of course not.
-So, don't lose hope.

Déjà Moo

When you know you've experienced this bullshit before.