FUNNYPHILO

Sunday, 28 February 2021

- Life is like entering a lift.
- You mean there are ups and downs.
- No, who entered before farted.

Once I was young.
It didn't work out.

- Why are you so paranoid?
- Who told you that?

You are the wrong person that arrived at the wrong moment and in the wrong place. Chances that I fall in love with you are very high.

You have to be the piece of rubbish you want to be, not the piece of rubbish everybody thinks you are.