-Do you do everything that your wife tells you?
-No.
-Very good, a man is a man.
-I don't have time to do everything.
-Do you do everything that your wife tells you?
-No.
-Very good, a man is a man.
-I don't have time to do everything.
There are two types of people: those who urinate in the shower, and those who say they don't.
-My son doesn't want to eat fish, for what could I replace it?
-For a cat. Cats love fish.