First Law of Thermodynamics

 When you get a beer from the fridge, put in another one.

 

Time Travel Course

 -Good morning, I come for the time travel course.

-Sorry, it was tomorrow.

-Ok, I will come back yesterday.

Stupid Problems require stupid Solutions

 

Everything that your Wife tells You

 -Do you do everything that your wife tells you?

-No.

-Very good, a man is a man.

-I don't have time to do everything.

Two Types of People, one Shower

 There are two types of people: those who urinate in the shower, and those who say they don't.

 

Leave Place to the Professionals

 

My Son doesn't eat Fish

 -My son doesn't want to eat fish, for what could I replace it?

-For a cat. Cats love fish.