FUNNYPHILO

Monday, 27 June 2022

Before Internet I used to think that human stupidity was due to lack of information. I was wrong.

-Good afternoon, am I talking with the alcoholics' helpline?

-That's right, how can we help?

-I need to know how to make a Mojito.

When your dog is addicted to video games changes completely his personality, gets easily frustrated, and becomes intolerant and aggressive.

-I'm going to divorce my wife.

-But... why?

-She has not been talking to me for many weeks.

-Think it twice, a woman like that is difficult to find.

The worst place to keep a secret is in another human being.