Always correcting what I Say

-I'm fed up with you, always correcting what I say.

-Not always, sometimes.

Shortcuts to make Symbols with the Keyboard

The Best Decisions

The best decisions on life are always acompanied by a "fuck it" at the end.

Hope Telephone out of Service

Via Loscuatroojos

The Secret of my Success

-The secret of my success is to conceal it.

-What success?

-Precisely.

Not the Right Answer

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Time and Sex

Time passes really fast when we make love.

-Premature eyaculator