Funny, ironic, peculiar and philosophical.
You have to be the piece of rubbish you want to be, not the piece of rubbish everybody thinks you are.
-Hey, where are you going?
-We are going to buy a pair of glasses.
-And after that?
-After we'll see.
A lorry overturns in a Spanish road. Afterwards, along comes the crane recovery truck and finishes it off.
-You will never find someone like me.