Why are You so Paranoid

 

 - Why are you so paranoid?

- Who told you that?

 

That Light

 

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Wrong Person, Moment, and Place

 You are the wrong person that arrived at the wrong moment and in the wrong place. Chances that I fall in love with you are very high.

 

 

 

You have to be the piece of rubbish you want to be, not the piece of rubbish everybody thinks you are.

 

 -Hey, where are you going?

-We are going to buy a pair of glasses.

-And after that?

-After we'll see.

Crane Truck Comes to Help overturn Lorry and Destroys It even more

A lorry overturns in a Spanish road. Afterwards, along comes the crane recovery truck and finishes it off.

The App that Trains You on Cunnilingus

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