My Husband doesn't talk to Me

 

-My husband doesn't talk to me.

-Have you tried to shut up?

 

To write my Memoirs

-I always wanted to write my memoirs.

-Why you didn't do it?

-Do what?

Dog People Vs Cat People

 

This is my Super-power

 - My super-power is that I don't waste time arguing with idiots.

- That's not a super-power.

- You are right.

Not Now Space and Time

 I would talk about space and time theories, but is neither the moment nor the time.

 

Well done Iron Man

 A guy with an Iron Man T-shirt.

The T-shirt is creased.

 

Wrong Moment Time Traveller