Living in Fear

 

Alcoholics' Helpline

 -Good afternoon, am I talking with the alcoholics' helpline?

-That's right, how can we help?

-I need to know how to make a Mojito.

Addicted to Videogames Dog gets Upset

 When your dog is addicted to video games changes completely his personality, gets easily frustrated, and becomes intolerant and aggressive.

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My Wife doesn't talk to Me

 -I'm going to divorce my wife.

-But... why?

-She has not been talking to me for many weeks.

-Think it twice, a woman like that is difficult to find.

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Keeping Secrets

 The worst place to keep a secret is in another human being.

 

First intelligent Robot doing his Job

 -We have created the first robot with artificial intelligence.

-And what he does?

-Ignoring us.