You never listen to me

-I go for bread.

-I love you too.

-In reality I leaving you because you never listen to me.

-Bring bread.

Don't Dance on Bacon

 

From Masterofnaming

The last Day of 2023

 

Suddenly you realize that the last day of 2023 will be 123123.

- One, two, three... One, two, three... Let's try again. 

Psyco Artificial Intelligence

 

My Boss bought a new Car

I said to my boss: "What a nice car you just bought."

He said: "If you work hard, do plenty of overtime and make an excellent job, next year I will buy a new one."

Captcha Solving maybe not a Robot but a Cat

 Now I understand why every time I've got to solve a captcha in my computer, ask me to prove that I am not a cat.

Before Internet

Before Internet I used to think that human stupidity was due to lack of information. I was wrong.