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Monday, 15 August 2011

Peculiar Romantic Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

At the begining they were embarrassed and uneasy over the fact of sharing the the same room, but they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying:

"Excuse me... sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm very cold".

"I have a better idea, just for tonight,... let's pretend that we are married". She replied.

"Wow! That's a great idea", he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. ....... "Get your own f**king blanket".

After a moment of silence, ........ he farted.

The End

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