Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?". The princess said NO. And the prince lived happily ever after, and rode a motorcicle, and hunted and raced cars, and went to naked bars, and didn't care about, and dated women half his age, and drunk whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching, and ate pussies, and fucked cheerleaders, and all his friends and family thought he was awesome, and had tons of money in the bank, and let the toilet seat up...
The end.
Wednesday, 17 August 2011
Once Upon a Time
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