LITLE FUNNY RIDDLES

1. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

2. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

 3. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

 4. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

 5. How far can a dog run into the woods?

 6. One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?

 7. You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?

8. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

9. What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?



SOLUTIONS:
1. Why should a living man be buried?
2. No, it is not legal to get married if you are dead.
3. The bear is white since the house is built on the North Pole.
4. If you take 2 apples, then you have of course 2.
5. The dog can run into the woods only to the half of the wood – then it would run out of the woods.
6. The score before any hockey game should be 0:0, shouldn’t it?
7. A match, of course.
8. There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
9. Normal – I wouldn’t be very happy if I had all my fingers (10) on one hand.