How do you get a group of lawyers to smila for a picture?
Just say "Fees!"
"You seem to be in some distress", said the judge to the witness. "What is the matter?"
And the witness said: "Well,I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."
Whoever tells the best story wins. -John Quincy Adams.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. -Patrick Murray.
A man is innocent until proven broke.
In almost every case, you have to read between the lies. -Angie Papadakis.
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