- Optimistic thinks the glass is half full.
- Pesimistic thinks the glass is half empty.
- Realistic thinks the glass is half filled.
- Alcoholic thinks that someone should drink the vodka in the glass as soon as possible.
- The critic thinks that the glass is fucking ugly.
- The philosopher thinks the relationship of the glass and the liquid inside should be thoroughly inspected from multiple points of view.
- Cynist doesn't even believe there is anything in the glass.
- American thinks the drink in the glass should be sugared and that his double XXL fries should arrive already.
- Teenager doesn't give a fuck about the fucking glass.
- Jesus thinks the water in the glass shall turn to wine.
- Muslim thinks the glass insults his religion.
- Aboriginal thinks the transparent object is cursed.
- Racist thinks the glass should get the fuck out of his country.
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