Before marriage:
John: - Ah... at last. I can hardly wait!
Jane: - Do you want me to leave?
John: - No! Don't even think about it.
Jane: - Do you love me?
John: - Of course! I have always have and I always will.
Jane: - Have you ever cheated on me?
John: - No! Why are you even asking?
Jane: - Will you kiss me?
John: - Every chance I get.
Jane: - Will you disrespect me?
John: - Hell no! are you crazy?
Jane: - Can I trust you?
John: - Yes.
Jane: - Darling!
After marriage:
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