Hey Dude! Yes you

- Dude, he just called you fat...
- Bloody hell, hold my burger.

- Dude, he just called you a nerd...
- Bloody hell, hold my math book.

- Dude, he just called you an alcoholic...
- Bloody hell, hold my beer and my bottle of whine.

- Dude, he just called you Drag queen...
- Bloody hell, hold my platforms and my bag.

- Dude, he just called you old...
- Hell no, hold my teeth.

- Dude, he just called you Paris Hilton...
- Oh hell no, hold my chihuahua.

- Dude, he just called you a tourist...
- Oh hell no, hold my camera.

- Dude, she just called you Rihanna...
- Oh hell no, hold my umbrella.