A man gets into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs to open the door. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says:
- I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back to the bathroom. Then her husband asks:
- Who was that?
- It was Bob the next door neighbor.
- Great, did he gave you the $800 I lent him this morning?
- I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back to the bathroom. Then her husband asks:
- Who was that?
- It was Bob the next door neighbor.
- Great, did he gave you the $800 I lent him this morning?
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