A college student picked up his date at her parent's house. He got together all his savings and took her to a fancy restaurant.
The girl ordered almost everything most expensive on the menu. Appetisers, lobster, champagne, etc.
Finally he asked her: "Does your mother feed you like this at home?"
And she replied: "No, but she's not looking forward to get laid".
Monday, 17 October 2011
Expensive Date
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