It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. They walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a massive gorilla, which promptly goes mental. He jumps up on the bars, grunting and pounding his chest. He is obviously excited because of the pretty lady in front of him.
The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. He tells her to pucker her lips, wiggle her bum, and flirt with the ape.
She does and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she lets one of her dress straps fall. She does, which makes the gorilla is so excited, he almost tears the bars down.
The husband then suggests that his wife lifts her dress up. She does, and it drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly, the husband opens the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, “Now, tell him you have a headache.”
The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. He tells her to pucker her lips, wiggle her bum, and flirt with the ape.
She does and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she lets one of her dress straps fall. She does, which makes the gorilla is so excited, he almost tears the bars down.
The husband then suggests that his wife lifts her dress up. She does, and it drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.
Then, quickly, the husband opens the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, “Now, tell him you have a headache.”
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